Tell us some X:siting jokes!!!
Here's some to start us off.
Why did the lettuce blush? Cos he saw the salad dressing! Groan!
Doctor Doctor - I think I'm a pair of curtains! Well pull yourself together Oh dear!
What did the Policmen say to his tummy? You are under a vest!!! Hmmm, getting better.
Bet you can do better!!!!
More jokes needed - tell us your best joke
What do you give a poorly lemon??? Lemonaid!
Did you hear about the Teddy Bear who went out to a restaurant? Couldn't eat pudding - said he was stuffed!!!
I can keep this up for a long time!!!!
Samantha want to know what to give a sick washing machine? A washing tablet, of course!
Tommy sent a knock knock joke.
Knock knock (Who's there?)
Cowsgo (Cowsgo who?)
No, Cows go moo!!!!!
And from Danny
Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!
Well done folks - keep them coming in.
I can keep this up for a long time!!!!
Samantha want to know what to give a sick washing machine? A washing tablet, of course!
Tommy sent a knock knock joke.
Knock knock (Who's there?)
Cowsgo (Cowsgo who?)
No, Cows go moo!!!!!
And from Danny
Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!
Well done folks - keep them coming in.